Hybristophile
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I’m a weeeee bit bored. And sleazy, apparently.
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Sandy got her luscious locks chopped off. She looks a little weird.
Also: Guess who got an offer for her dream job? I’m actually going to be paid for working with offenders now.
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Away to a house party y’allllllllll

So that offenders hostel where I volunteer…

…just got a letter telling me I’ve an interview for a paid position.

EVERYTHING’S COMING UP CLAIRE!

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gratuitous gif of myself sans-glasses. weeeeeeird.
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shameless, narcissistic gif-ing post-makeup-application. 
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This necklace and this t-shirt were definitely the most amazing, but possibly the geekiest, presents I got this year. Caitlin’s the best gift giver ever.
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This is the ridiculously hilarious/adorable facial expression of an old dog with no teeth.
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So it turns out my boyfriend’s actually pretty cool - tickets to see Die Antwoord in June isn’t too shabby a birthday present at all.

Apparently this city is so shit at dealing with snow that it literally gives up after a day and cuts the power off to everywhere.


A blackout in the middle of a shift at a cinema is a stressful thing.

When you one day catch yourself checking the calorie content of mac and cheese because you want it to be stupidly high so it will taste delicious, I’m pretty sure you can say your recovery from anorexia was a success.

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In response to the questions: ‘Who is Colenso?’
This is the little shit.
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Note to self: Stop trying to kiss Colenso when he has his claws out.