Belphegor
Belphegor—the Judeo-Christian demon of discoveries, inventions, and laziness—usually appears as a beautiful girl and offers wealth in hopes of driving her victims toward greed and selfishness. Unluckier people will see Belphegor’s true appearance: a bearded, horned demon with a perpetually opened mouth and sharp nails, who sits on a toilet throne. That, or a phallus. Belphegor was worshiped by the Moabites on Mount Phegor in the Middle East. Rabbis claimed Belphegor could only be invoked by sitting on the toilet and doing your business.
Another way he could have been worshiped was by displaying all bodily orifices, turning around, relieving yourself, and offering your excrement to the demon as sacrifice. Basically, he’s a lazy demon who sits on a toilet all day, eating human waste he finds to be a delicacy. So the next time nature calls, remember that anything going in the toilet may be Belphegor’s next meal. There’s a chance you’ll be rewarded with success and wealth in return.

Belphegor

Belphegor—the Judeo-Christian demon of discoveries, inventions, and laziness—usually appears as a beautiful girl and offers wealth in hopes of driving her victims toward greed and selfishness. Unluckier people will see Belphegor’s true appearance: a bearded, horned demon with a perpetually opened mouth and sharp nails, who sits on a toilet throne. That, or a phallus. Belphegor was worshiped by the Moabites on Mount Phegor in the Middle East. Rabbis claimed Belphegor could only be invoked by sitting on the toilet and doing your business.

Another way he could have been worshiped was by displaying all bodily orifices, turning around, relieving yourself, and offering your excrement to the demon as sacrifice. Basically, he’s a lazy demon who sits on a toilet all day, eating human waste he finds to be a delicacy. So the next time nature calls, remember that anything going in the toilet may be Belphegor’s next meal. There’s a chance you’ll be rewarded with success and wealth in return.

(Source: listverse.com)

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