Belphegor
Belphegor—the Judeo-Christian demon of discoveries, inventions, and laziness—usually appears as a beautiful girl and offers wealth in hopes of driving her victims toward greed and selfishness. Unluckier people will see Belphegor’s true appearance: a bearded, horned demon with a perpetually opened mouth and sharp nails, who sits on a toilet throne. That, or a phallus. Belphegor was worshiped by the Moabites on Mount Phegor in the Middle East. Rabbis claimed Belphegor could only be invoked by sitting on the toilet and doing your business.
Another way he could have been worshiped was by displaying all bodily orifices, turning around, relieving yourself, and offering your excrement to the demon as sacrifice. Basically, he’s a lazy demon who sits on a toilet all day, eating human waste he finds to be a delicacy. So the next time nature calls, remember that anything going in the toilet may be Belphegor’s next meal. There’s a chance you’ll be rewarded with success and wealth in return.

Belphegor

Belphegor—the Judeo-Christian demon of discoveries, inventions, and laziness—usually appears as a beautiful girl and offers wealth in hopes of driving her victims toward greed and selfishness. Unluckier people will see Belphegor’s true appearance: a bearded, horned demon with a perpetually opened mouth and sharp nails, who sits on a toilet throne. That, or a phallus. Belphegor was worshiped by the Moabites on Mount Phegor in the Middle East. Rabbis claimed Belphegor could only be invoked by sitting on the toilet and doing your business.

Another way he could have been worshiped was by displaying all bodily orifices, turning around, relieving yourself, and offering your excrement to the demon as sacrifice. Basically, he’s a lazy demon who sits on a toilet all day, eating human waste he finds to be a delicacy. So the next time nature calls, remember that anything going in the toilet may be Belphegor’s next meal. There’s a chance you’ll be rewarded with success and wealth in return.

(Source: listverse.com)

241 notes
  1. lapis-philosophorumm reblogged this from tedbunny
  2. the-cheshire-cat-in-the-hat reblogged this from tedbunny
  3. crapandemic reblogged this from richard--braintree
  4. albinoblacula reblogged this from tedbunny
  5. richard--braintree reblogged this from tedbunny
  6. trickstersapprentice reblogged this from exposuretomisery
  7. burnwithmemyachilles reblogged this from tedbunny
  8. whatsmyblogsnameagain reblogged this from tedbunny
  9. exposuretomisery reblogged this from tedbunny
  10. the-black-satan reblogged this from tedbunny
  11. lygofilia reblogged this from tedbunny
  12. spoonfeedmedrugs reblogged this from beautyandjunkie
  13. devilsspeak reblogged this from thehiddenscience
  14. johnnyzombie reblogged this from tedbunny
  15. melissathehuman reblogged this from tedbunny and added:
    Reblogging because this demon sits on a toilet throne and I am 14.
  16. faq-off reblogged this from nekromisantrop and added:
    Belphegor Belphegor—the Judeo-Christian demon of discoveries, inventions, and laziness—usually appears as a beautiful...
  17. ofmice-andben reblogged this from drgoatmd
  18. drgoatmd reblogged this from herbbivore
  19. herbbivore reblogged this from nekromisantrop
  20. sadisctic reblogged this from tedbunny
  21. midonal reblogged this from tedbunny
  22. skizycalm reblogged this from tedbunny
  23. lordcarnitas reblogged this from nekromisantrop
  24. demon-on-a-bike reblogged this from quiltra and added:
    Belphegor Belphegor—the Judeo-Christian demon of discoveries, inventions, and laziness—usually appears as a beautiful...
  25. theintentionisthatit reblogged this from quiltra
  26. quiltra reblogged this from nekromisantrop
  27. nekromisantrop reblogged this from ritualtitfuck
  28. genocya reblogged this from davemustainehasgingerpubes
  29. davemustainehasgingerpubes reblogged this from -elysianfields
  30. heyiseeyoutherelookingatmyblog reblogged this from mitsukospanties